Handicapped Slut by Steel Panther
Handicapped Slut lyrics
She�s got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes
Our tour bus hit her now she�s paralysed
I saw her sittin� by the stairs, crying in her
wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by
I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score
(I got lucky!)
(She�s my) She�s my handicapped slut (We broke her back
now I�m gettin� in her crack)
(She�s my) She�s my handicapped slut (Hot dog!)
I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around
her head
Our ....�s always ready to play.
I tie her up with rubber bands, dress her up like
Jackie Chan
I know she�ll never run away
I�m here to tell the world not to be afraid,
Disabled bitches still really want to get laid (You�re
gonna love it!)
(She�s my) She�s my handicapped slut (Her computer does
the talkin�!)
(She�s my) She�s my handicapped slut (It�s like fucking
Stephen Hawking!)
My fuck puppet, my sexy cripple bootie call
Disabled bitches are the dirtiest ... in the hall.
(She�s my) She�s my handicapped slut (Ya ye ye yeah!)
Front road parking covered with checks
So electric bed is fucking killing for sex
Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps.
Pushin� her round till my legs get cramps.
(Are you ready for some lovin� baby? Here comes some
sunshine!)
(Whoo hoo hoo hoo!)
(Whah whah whah whah whah whah whah!)
(Hoo hoo hoo ha ha!)
(She�s my) She�s my handicapped slut (Just what I need,
Yeah!)
(She�s my) She�s my handicapped slut (Oh, Fuck yeah!)
(She�s my) She�s my handicapped slut
(She�s my) She�s my handicapped slut
I�m a-rockin�, she�s a-rollin�, she�s a-rollin� rollin�
rollin�. Always fuckin� rollin�
(She�s my) Handicapped slut.
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